UPSET

How the hell does it take two months to receive a goddamn desk? With a name like "Yale" you figure its smart ass would've found its way to my bedroom by now, without getting lost in Montreal.

I'm also not feeling the $10 small King size packs of Parliaments I'm buying in Ontario... tell me why it costs 60% less, a four hour drive away? (Cupcakes in priority mail shipped to someone in the States who will mail me a few cartons!)

BUT on the UPside this is what Friday is going to resemble